Mike rode his motorcycle to the store that an Asian guy owned. He crashed and flew through the window of the store, and pointed his water gun to the Asian man.
The Asian man threw the register at Mike's face and said:
"I swear this happens every week!"
Mike laughed and shot the Asian man in the face, grabbed the register and ran out, but a cop car hit Mike and launched Mike all the way to Fatal's house.
Mike fell through Fatal's roof, and Fatal who was totally doing his homework (not) said:
Mike got up and backflipped through the window and fell in a manhole.
Mike swam through the sewers and found a crocodile. The crocodile tried to eat Mike but Mike threw the register at the crocodile's mouth and the crocodile choked and died. Mike kept swimming until he found an exit. Mike climbed up the stairs and opened the manhole and was almost decapitated by a truck.
Mike jumped out and noticed he was in a ghost town and the truck was a ghost. From that truck, ghosts came out and tried to scare Mike, but Mike activated his jetpack boots and flew out of the ghost town.
Mike landed safely (not) in a strip club where Mike saw
your mother his lost sister.
Mike pointed his finger to his sister and said:
"Lost sister, leave this horrible place!"
"But, this is my house!"
Mike suddenly felt bad for her (not).
So Mike went outside, stuck his hand up a dog's ass and took out some TNT, so Mike blew up the strip club and his sister was happy (not).
Mike took off again with his jetpack shoes, he kept trying to find his home, but hit a building.
The building fell and people called Mike a terrorist and started shooting at Mike.
A bullet hit Mike and Mike faceplanted on the ground and his sister came to try to save Mike, but it was too late.
Mike's last words were:
"Tell Fatal to stop fapping and do his goddamn homework. MWEH."
And he died.
R.I.P Mike Wazowski. 666 - 2014.
Written by Synthwave